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Michelle Demotivational Poster


TAGS: michelle obama carla bruni sarkozy glare
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by jake

caddyman - August 15, 2010, 6:23 am
Showing her true colours there, isn't she?
Justice_falls - October 27, 2009, 7:00 pm
She's what we call "The Intern"...
Helena - August 31, 2009, 6:32 am
holy ****. thats one hateful glare.

PARANOIA - Sometimes it is just the suspicion the other person farted.

DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January.

CHANGE - "Keep it down. She's president of the condo association!"

TAGS: michelle obama
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Mongo

Mongo - December 11, 2009, 10:09 am
thatonechick - December 11, 2009, 9:57 am
Yeah, that was my fault. :S I think I'm still asleep.
spacedog - December 11, 2009, 9:56 am
I'm not sure if you've heard yet, but there is a whole new site called politifake, Mongo. Check it out.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS? - A black woman in America that is descendant from slaves? Extraordinary! Tomorrow's bomb: Some Hispanic people have parentage that illegally entered the US! More News later as it develops!

TAGS: obama michelle black slaves
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:28 pm
Hi, kimjira1 - latino lover hee - step correct, or go to politifake.org with your h** barrio mess.
Kimjira1 - April 10, 2010, 7:49 pm
f*** yourself, most latinos are descended from LEGAL immigrants. So shut the f*** up and read a f***ing book
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:20 am
The odds that a black woman is a descendant of slaves are about the same in most countries, especially Africa.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 11:17 am
B-E-A-yyyeeeeeuuuuutiful. Well played, sir.

FIRST LADY OR NOT... - She Still Has To Make Sammiches.

OUR FIRST LADY'S PRIORITY - "Earlier in my college career, there was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the Black community I was somehow obligated...and would utilize all of my present & future resources to benefit this community first & foremost."

TAGS: politics obama president race michelle democrats socialist socialism change election funny true
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Port - August 8, 2009, 11:30 am
In other words "we look out for the hood, f*** whitey."
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:49 pm
It's just the Democratic way, Sarge.
TheSarge - June 17, 2009, 12:08 pm
Why is it when someone says the word "obligated" it ends up costing me a lot of money?
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 7:49 pm
Your slur is inappropriate and unwelcomed in a comment chain attached to my poster. Your ignorance reduces the credibility of a serious concern. Keep your racism away from my posters. Now, FOMF!
Tyler Durden - April 9, 2009, 6:44 pm
n/a - April 6, 2009, 9:50 pm
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 10:27 pm
I guess it's just easier to wait for your govt to take care of you like a mother than to strive out on your own a succeed. Socialism will get its chance for the next 4 years and then us conservatives will have to fix the country and restore the Am. dream
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 3:58 pm
So the Dems have been the only ones ever to spend money. I stand corrected. I was right leaning when I was younger and I'm glad I outgrew it like a old pair of worn out shoes with tired ideas and ideology.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 3:22 pm
The best part of being a democrat is that it feels so good when you stop. It's better to live as a Republican (in shame if you must) than to blindly stumble through life giving away other people's money and saying, "Gee I'm swell!"
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 1:01 pm
I thought about converting for all of about 3 seconds, then realized that if I had to live my life from your view point as a Repub that I would have to kill myself instead in shame.
WTFO - February 27, 2009, 7:49 pm
That's great! Marduke has converted. You have seen the light! The one correction I'd offer is that conservatives don't believe their leaders can walk on water, that is how liberals view their heros. But other than that, really close. Congrats.
Mark - February 26, 2009, 8:44 pm
If BHO starts walking on water it won't be to save us all. He'll be leading us out to sea to drown in an ocean of socialism.
Marduke - February 26, 2009, 7:15 pm
Let's not forget about Ayers and the all the dems in Congress, now they'll make up the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and the end of the world is at hand. We just have to wait for "super conservative" to walk on water and save us all.
Mark - February 26, 2009, 5:40 pm
Well now that she's finally proud of her country she can start working on that obligation. Lucky for her that BHO is singing from the same hymnal as taught by Rev. Wright.
Marduke - February 26, 2009, 9:51 am
Does that hold the same for Laura, Hillary, and Barbara. d*** I thought Barbara was the nice one who baked cookies and was grandmotherly. Now I got the mental image of her withholding nookie. That was hitting below the belt.
WTFO - February 25, 2009, 11:57 pm
Take a good look at this woman and tell me she doesn't run the Obama family. Besides, in any marriage, the one who holds the nooky holds the power.
barockeva - February 25, 2009, 11:22 pm
Good thing the first lady has no real power.

BIASED UNFAIR TREATMENT - Viciously dragging the entire Palin Family through the mud, while constantly praising their savior.

TAGS: obama savior palin scandal babies mud barack michelle us magazine media biased
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:26 am
But in any case most everything said on Fox News is correct. They just happen to cover one side more.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:24 am
And for the record; most EVERYTHING on television period is "infotainment". ESPN does sports in an entertaining way; Hell even the HISTORY CHANNEL has their programs geared toward the entertainment side. C-SPAN is virtually the only channel that does not.
shirley - July 27, 2009, 2:42 pm
I'm not joking, and don't call me shirley
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 2:42 pm
How did I turn into Jose? (and I'm glad you caught onto that there.. I thought no one would .. xD)
Shirley - July 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
I never joke.
LogicDude - July 27, 2009, 2:33 pm
And now I'm confused because Porcelina turned into "Diim Bulbthemoronic" and now she says she's "Frank"...why would you want to be Frank? Surely you're joking!
LogicDude - July 27, 2009, 2:31 pm
I read Cosmo for the "350 Ways in 275 Positions to Turn your Lover into an Overnight Multiple Orgasm Machine" articles.
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 2:29 pm
Well, everyone should just shut up because to be Frank, what you think and post on motifake isn't going to change the world. :O FACT!
Woody - July 27, 2009, 2:17 pm
well, Sarah is trying to live her own life now, and the "saviors" are trying to live theres.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:24 pm
US WEEKLY The Fox "News" for those retards on the other end of the political spectrum.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 10:02 pm
No of course US Magazine is not a great source; obviously not. But it certainly influences the casual political watcher when they see it at the checkout or the newsstand, no doubt.
Hellfire727 - July 23, 2009, 9:08 pm
Honestly who still cares about palin?
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:06 pm
Paul, do you really think "Us" magazine is a great source for the inside scoop? That's like getting Cosmo for the recipes.
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:02 pm
thinks it's "real news" today, even. They are no closer to real news than any of the other big media outlets, but their "spin" is s******ed hook, line and sinker by the gullible.
Haarakkon - July 23, 2009, 8:00 pm
Rupert Murdoch made a mint, not in delivering the news, but in what we call "infotainment". There were some innovations he applied to jump-start his franchise, and they worked beautifully. In fact, there's a significant portion of the population that
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 7:51 pm
Fox doesn't bash anybody (as long as you don't watch Sean Hanitty )
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 7:49 pm
Fox may lean to one side of the political aisle, but they do not bash people's families.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:42 pm
Oh and one more thing - The liberal media is only as liberal as the ultra-conservative corporation that owns it. Next time you wanna talk biased news go take a peak at your local fox news broadcast, take a step back, and realize how stupid you are.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 5:40 pm
Sorry if I'm lettin' some big cat out of the bag but most self respecting liberals don't get their political news/advice from US magazine you half-wit. If they ran around getting our news from tabloids/magazines they'd probably be more conservative.
BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 7:42 am
Zed, denial isn't pretty.
Ed-Hyde - July 23, 2009, 7:23 am
I like blueberry pie.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:39 am
Sorry, still not a p********, TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:37 am
He's not laughing at himself. he's trying to make light of his Bull**** comments so everyone doesn't hate him and vote his lame posters down.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:34 am
Hey at least this guy can laugh at himself. And unlike Zed he's not a p********.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:33 am
Nice try. You still fail.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:31 am
I can dis myself I don't care. Ok see ya.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:30 am
Lollipops with a creamy surprise center at the end yeah yeah.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:22 am
Those salty blindfolded lollipops you loved so much as a kid.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:21 am
It's time to hit your "stroll"....we understand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:20 am
You know him as Uncle Badtouch. the one who gave you lollipops.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:20 am
Well anyway dudes I have a life so I'm outta here but it's good to know how you guys amuse yourselves. Feel free to keep making 2nd grade jokes; I'll suggest the old "my girlfriend deflates" or "rolls up" or "has five fingers" lines if you get stuck.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:19 am
Are they your older sister and your uncle bob?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:19 am
Are you sure about that?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:18 am
soon as i saw it was a politifake!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:18 am
And hey at least I know who my Mom and Dad is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:17 am
Hey TTH did you vote this piece of **** down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:16 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:15 am
I'm sure that's why it's a 3.25. I don't go around bragging and who cares if I suck at making posters; but the point remains people can appreciate a political based poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:14 am
This one time I was f***ing Paul's sister and she kept saying...Please daddy please!!! WTF was that about?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:11 am
No but they'd still be cousins!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:09 am
Hey Paul, If your Mom and Dad got married would they still be brother and sister?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:08 am
The Clinton poster blows as hard as your sister.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 5:07 am
Oh Paul, You so funny. I know it's hard living in the trailer park with your mom and her "clients" but don't worry eventually you will get too old for her to keep renting you out for food stamps.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 5:03 am
Provide some sense and we'll talk.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 5:01 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo; I'll go, but first I need you to grab my pants that I left underneath your girlfriend's bed I forgot it there my bad. And TrashHeap I'm glad that you feel taking sense into people is not important.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:58 am
This particular one sure; it's not "funny". But I was referring to something more like this http://www.motifake.com/bill-clinton-politics-saxophone-clinton-democrats-***-scanda-demotivational-poster-60217.html
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:56 am
It just gets a little monotonous clicking through repetitive anti-obama posters. If your opinion is so important go do something useful with it instead of wasting my time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:55 am
Bye Paul. don't let the door hit you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:54 am
How is it Funny if it'd just an opinion?....one side of the coin....It's more sad than funny... Your political voice is not a joke, it's merely YOUR opinion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:53 am
But if the gang here feels otherwise I have no problem taking my ball and going elsewhere. Believe it or not I'm not stuck up like that.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:51 am
I like Springsteen even though he endorsed Obama. But seriously it ain't my aim to cause trouble nor to toss a monkey wrench in the Motifake hierarchy. I myself and a few other find political posters funny at times and don't really see it as being "bad".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:49 am
I don't blame Mr.M. for what he approves. I blame you and your kind for ruining a perfectly good site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:48 am
And why should I take anything up with Bruce Springsteen?
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:47 am
your "advertisements" will only bring more politifakers and timmies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:44 am
Advertising to more Timmies.....Yeah, thanks for that....douche.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:42 am
I'm advertising the site in the process; and if you have a problem with what Motifakes are approved then take your issue up with the boss.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:41 am
Above you is right. You f***ing Timmy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:40 am
You know what I mean by "wh***". You use this site (which is supposed to be about funny) to spread your own agenda. For shame.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:39 am
Well anyway trading insults is above me; just keep on laughing with your funny posters I couldn't give a crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:38 am
whole? you really do suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:37 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:37 am
I dunno.....Join your mom on the corner?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:36 am
Oh no I'm called a whole. My life can't continue. What shall I do?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:35 am
Then tell the boss not to approve them anymore. Or as suggested by many start politifake.com or something like that and move them all there. Until the boss tells me otherwise I'll do what I do; ratings are of no concern to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:33 am
You are a total wh*** Paul.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:32 am
Political posters are NOT funny. They're just opinions. Find a pic of Obama picking his nose and make a funny caption....you will have my 5. Continue making politifakes and 1 is all you shall get.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:30 am
Basically I use this place to make a poster and then save it, distribute it to other political sites with the Motifake logo (thus spreading news of this place), then submit it. So I have what I came to get and if it gets approved; great. If not no biggie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:30 am
"Not" even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:29 am
That's how I found Motifake as well....but I make jokes not political statements.........make funny...noy politifakes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:27 am
I get Trashheaps's point. But oddly enough I discovered this place through WTFO's right winged and anti left Motifakes. And I do find it funny myself actually.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:23 am
I think his parents would complain aboot the heat from the servers. Heat rises you know.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:21 am
And WTFO no offense buddy but why dont you start up politifake.com or something? You rant so much I think you need a bigger soapbox!
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:19 am
Same goes for all the noobs putting crap on here lately! If you want to make superhero posters why not go to a childrens comic site? If you want p*** posters, there must be millions of other sites you could visit. And if you are Zed... you're a p********.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 4:15 am
I concur. With some help from Paul's Mom.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:14 am
We come here for a laugh not the news. All this political **** is an insult to those people who keep the funny alive. There must be politically oriented sites out there so maybe go look for one before you bring this site down any further.
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 4:11 am
Paul this site would be a lot funnier without politifakers like you. Why not make some funny posters instead of using this site to spout political opinions. Your kind is killing the funny and that is simply unacceptable.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:11 am
I admit I do tend to get carried away with my opinions; but it just boggles my mind the double standard in how the press treats people and how some people just have their head in the sand about things.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 23, 2009, 4:05 am
I'll "go" whenever I d*** well feel like it. And Obama has lied about more than just a dog. In fact most every word he's ever said has been a lie. But keep on believing what you will.
Haarakkon - July 22, 2009, 10:57 pm
I'm your huckleberry. ;-)
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Haar!! Glad SOMEONE got it!
Haarakkon - July 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Tombstone reference? YES!!!
Sean - July 22, 2009, 10:34 pm
Obama sorta suggested that he may adopt a dog from a shelter, but then ... he didn't. So I think he is way worse than Palin. So wipe your eyes brave little soldier who is our Fearless Paul. And carry on.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 10:01 pm
Oh... Paul, I apologize... I forgot you were there. You may go now.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
So in other words, the responses to this Motifake is indicative of the very problem. Some people need to get their head out of their a**.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:56 pm
If Malia Obama got knocked up by someone in a few years; would you be dragging her though the mud? If people have a legitimate question of how she would operate the country or the State of Alaska; then fine. But attack her children? Low.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 9:40 pm
I agree life isn't fair. Just that some people have blinders in their eyes and selective vision. We all got on Mark Sanford after his scandal. But drag children into a political spat? Nope.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 8:26 pm
Life isn't fair.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 7:34 pm
Seriously how can you not see what's right in front of your face? This is NOT doctored magazine covers; it's the plain truth. "Zed", Republicans come clean and admit errors; whereas Democrats usually hide, cover up, and commit perjury in the process.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 22, 2009, 7:29 pm
Thank you all for proving my point!!! In the meantime Obama is the most corrupt liar this country's ever had. Plus you got Democrats caught in tax fraud problems, prostitution rings, but you can't see what's in front of your face & keep on bashing Palin.
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 4:03 pm
I try to stay out of it unless it's a glaring case of balls-out ignorance. Like now.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 3:32 pm
Now, now, guys, remember the Republican motto: It's not (Lying, hypocrisy, fascism, etc)when WE do it!
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
EGD You politibully! You are insulting ACTUAL retards everywhere by comparing them to this guy.
Elder God Douchebag - July 22, 2009, 2:58 pm
Well, considering how Bristol got knocked up by some redneck piece of sh*t while her mom was on the warpath about no *** before marriage..Oh, wait, you left that part out. Retard.

CHICAGO LOSES BID FOR 2016 OLYMPICS - Barack+Michelle+Oprah-(millions of tax payer $$ for trip to Copenhagen) = YET ANOTHER EPIC OBAMA FAILURE :-)

TAGS: obama michelle fialure oprah olympics
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by north star

agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 6:59 pm
This is the epitome of ignorance. Just hate toward the POTUS. Or more pathetically, is it just Obama personally?
KDP3 - October 2, 2009, 3:32 pm
At all the money we spend on this really did demotivate me
MrRandom - October 2, 2009, 3:09 pm
North star/Tod Snyder you're well on your way to becoming another Retrochop
freestyler - October 2, 2009, 2:55 pm
How is it an Obama fail? I am sure he wanted chicago to win but he respects the actual winner.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 1:39 pm
Yet another garbage politifake.

I WON WHAT?! - I never even entered! Does this mean that prize van is gonna pull up in front of my house?

TAGS: obama michelle nobel prize has lost all credibility
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

DrunkenDave101 - October 13, 2009, 4:42 pm
He looks shattered in this ph**o

OUR NEXT FIRST LADY - The torch has been passed to a new generation of MILFs.

TAGS: michelle obama
Rating: 1.65/5

More motifakes by 2Hotty

Agent K - August 3, 2009, 2:27 pm
you'd think having her salary tripled because her husband became a US senator would have made her proud, or at least happy.
Mark - May 17, 2009, 11:22 pm
It's OK...at least she's finally proud of her country. Or did that pride wear off already? Quick someone say something nice about BHO so Michele can still be proud. Hey Michele...Barack reads well. There, now you can be proud of your country again.
Toussaint - May 17, 2009, 11:15 pm
She needs to look in the mirror, or whoever is holding it for her, and realize she needs to buy a bigger clothes.
Cheech - May 15, 2009, 6:26 pm
You would think that the wife of the President of the United States who is arguably the most powerful man in the world would be able to get that woman's BULLDOG jaw/under bite fixed. I mean you would THINK right? I'm just saying.
Jmac0585 - April 16, 2009, 9:20 pm
Thanks... you can have my turn.
Cubbybear - February 6, 2009, 2:53 pm
She reminds me of B Elanna form Star Trek...only B Elanna was h**ter
... - February 6, 2009, 2:28 pm
She is a f***ing **** who needs to get kicked in her big black nose.
barockeva - January 15, 2009, 6:59 pm
She's got a nice set of t*** for a woman her age.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 12, 2009, 12:55 am
And your name is....(wait for it) ...(oh I like this part, the rising tension, the suspense)... (those of you in the know, get ready to sing along)...(pffft! I can hardly keep a straight face!)...(shall I? Okay then 3....2...1....)...TIMMY!!
yeahright - January 11, 2009, 9:49 pm
the next first lady is a f***ing **** that looks like a monkey
Elwood - November 24, 2008, 7:05 am
DSL = "***k s****** LIPS"
Charles - November 6, 2008, 12:05 pm
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 8:56 am
Remember the film "Elephant Man"...and she has absolutely NO DSL's on her at all. Regular L's maybe.
brock0lee - November 6, 2008, 8:23 am
finally a 1st lady w/ some DSL's
Shtoink - November 6, 2008, 2:47 am
i would rather do a rabid male baboon/orangutang hybrid
energy - November 5, 2008, 10:02 pm
that's a ****? you need f***ing glasses or something